Tenacious D

Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny

Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! . Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain! . In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage . When he was buskin' he was on the rage. He met Jables and he taught him well, . all the techniques that were developed in hell. Cock pushups and the power slide, . geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide . They formed a band they named Tenacious D, . and then they got the Pick of Destiny . Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! . Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow ming! . Cause he who is sleazy, . is easy to pleasy . And she who is juicy, . must be loosy-goosey . And he who is groovy, . will be in my movie, . so come on! . Well even when the demons had a battle royale, . the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, . but then he broke the chicken bust the demon sent out. Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! . Cause it's the Pick! . Of Destiny child, . you know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane! . Cause he who's a geezer, . must live in my freezer . And she who is stockey, . is full of mularkey . And he who is groovy, . must be in my movie, . so come on! . Oh! Cause if you're a diva, . then go to Geneva . And if you're a carny, . then suck on my bony . And if you are groovy, . then get in my movie! . It's called the Pick of Destiny! . The Pick of Destiny

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Tenacious D - Master Exploder

2007-04-23T11:30:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Master Exploder
Aaah! Arghhh! . I do not need, (he does not need) . a microphone (a microphone) . My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) . Powerful!! . Aaah!! Arghhh! . Sorry . I did not mean, (he did not mean) . to blow your mind (to blow your mind) . But that shit happens to me, . all the time! . Now take a look (take a look) . tell me what do you see? (what do you see?) . We got the Pick of Destiny! . AAAH! Arghhh!!

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Tenacious D - Let's Get It On

2007-04-23T11:23:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Let's Get It On Lyric
I've been really tryin' baby . Trying to hold on to this feeling for so long . And if you feel like i feel, sugar . Come on AARRGGHH Come on Woohoo . Let's get it on . Ohh baby . Let's get it on . Let's love sugar . Let's get it on, Sugar . Let's get it on . wooohooo . We are all sensitive people . With so much to give . Understand it sugar . Suits we got to be . Let's live . I love you . And there's nothing wrong with me loving you . baby nah nah nah . And giving yourself to me can never be wrong . If the love is true . oh baby . Don't you know . How sweet and wonderful life can be . Aaah . I'm asking you baby to get it on with me . Ohh Baby . I ain't gonna worry . I ain't gonna push . I'm not pushin' baby . Just . Come on come on . Come on come on . Come on baaabybyby . Stop being around the *siadjas . Let's get it on . Let's get it on . You know what i'm talking about . Come on baby . Hey hey . Let your love come Out . If you believe in love . Let's get it on, This minute . Let's get it on . HeeeEEeee . Let's get it on . Hey hey eeey . Come on come on . Come on Come on . Come on darlinenen . Stop being around the *adspj . Got to get it on . I'm threatening you . I gotta get it over . You dont have to worry that its wrong . If the spririt moves you . Let me groove you . Oh . Let your love come Out . Oh . I get it on . Heey hey . Do you know i mean it . Do you know i mean it . Do you give it good feelings . So good . Some like a summertime

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Tenacious D - Dear Penis

2007-04-23T11:13:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Dear Penis Lyric
Dear penis . I don't think I like you anymore . You used to watch me shave . Now all you do is stare at the floor . Ohh, Dear penis . I dont like you anymore . It used to be you and me . A papertowel and a dirty magazine . That's all we needed to be getting by . Now it seems things have changed . And I think that you're the one to blame . Dear penis . I don't think I like you anymore . He sings: . Dear Rodney . I don't think I like you anymore . 'Cause when you get to drinking . You put me places I've never been before . Dear Rodney . I don't like you anymore . Why can't we just get a grip . on our man to hand relationship . Come to terms truly how we feel . If we put our heads together . We just stay home forever . Dear penis I think I like you after all . Oh and Rodney . While you're shaving, shave my balls.

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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

2007-04-23T05:45:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Fuck Her Gently Lyric

This is a song for the ladies . But fellas listen closely . You don't always have to fuck her hard . In fact sometimes that's not right to do . Sometimes you've got to make some love . And fuckin give her some smoochies too . Sometimes ya got to squeeze . Sometimes you've got to say please . Sometime you've got to say hey . I'm gonna Fuck you softly . I'm gonna screw you gently . I'm gonna hump you sweetly . I'm gonna ball you discreetly . And then you say hey I bought you flowers . And then you say wait a minute sally . I think I got somethin in my teeth . Could you get it out for me . That's fuckin teamwork . Whats your favorite posish? . That's cool with me . Its not my favorite . But I'll do it for you . Whats your favorite dish? . Im not gonna cook it . But ill order it from Zanzibar . And then I'm gonna love you completely . And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly . And then I'll fucking bone you completely . But then I'm gonna fuck you hard . Hard

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Tenacious D - Tribute

2007-04-23T05:38:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Tribute Lyric
This is the greatest and best song in the world . Tribute . Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, . we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road . All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road . And he said: . "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) . Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, . and we each said... "Okay" . And we played the first thing that came to our heads, . Just so happened to be, . The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World . Look into my eyes and it's easy to see . One and one make two, two and one make three, . It was destiny . Once every hundred-thousand years or so, . When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow . And the grass doth grow . Needless to say, the beast was stunned . Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail, . And the beast was done . He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" . And we said, "Nay. We are but men" . Rock! . Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, . Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! . This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no . This is just a tribute . Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no . This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, . All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, . All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world . And the peculiar thing is this my friends: . the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound . anything like this song . This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! . And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion . Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin', . So surprised to find you can't stop it . All right! All right!

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Tenacious D - Wonderboy

2007-04-23T05:28:00.000-07:00

Tenacious D Wonderboy Lyric
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, . There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck . Yeah, yeah . Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? . Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? . Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, . archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy . What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight? . That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes . How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away . with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle . How 'bout the power, to move you? . History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman, . Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog . A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold, . And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go! . Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? . Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man? . Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; . they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, . and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, Me! And KG! . [KG (spoken):] That's me . We're now Tenacious D! . Come fly with me, fly! . Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? . Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man, . Oh! . Take my hand! . Young Nastyman, we're gonna fly! . Bring out your broadsword . There's the hydra . Slice his throat! . And grab his scrote . You take the high road, . I'll take the low . There, the crevasse, . Fill it with your mighty juice.

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